Jacksturbate

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

by JoeManX June 2, 2009

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the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

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jackstomped

When something is completly ruined or tore up.

Yo that house is Jackstomped

by outspokendagr8 July 3, 2009

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jackstick

Someone who could help out but decides not to

Thats messed up you jackstick

by ducky198 January 22, 2014

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Jackston

The school drug dealer

"that nigga got gas"
"musta got it from jackston"

by GodsBodaciousBoner October 29, 2018

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Jackintosh

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

by guitari January 28, 2023

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