Jackovasaurus

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars

Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

cunt jackula

An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.

Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

Jackslap

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.

"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"

by Bryan H. September 13, 2006

jackol

Masturbate(having a masturbation). Giving yourself a satisfaction.

I have good times in just a jackol a day!

by Jun08 August 29, 2007

Jackloaf

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

by mnamna1 January 4, 2011

jacola

A real work of art. Jacola is a great friend sometimes with fucked up intentions. People wanna be like her and she knows it.

Did you see what Jacola wore to the school dance? Yeah, she's a real piece of work.

by Mswaymaker December 21, 2016

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016