jack barakat

the real jb

person 1: hey do you like jb?

person 2: yeah man i love jack barakat!

by suulfurrseaa May 26, 2013

Jack Barakat

The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.

Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.

Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.

by JesieKonstantine829 January 4, 2010

Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"

Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.

by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011

cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"


Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

by MathKills February 10, 2009

Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

jack bauer cream pie

When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it

I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie

by dvbennett March 19, 2020