jabber

A racist word pertaning to a black person.

Damn look at all those JABBERS in the mall.

by ssssssssssssssssaaaaaaa June 09, 2005

Jabber

1) A person who trys to make themselves look like "The shit" by having his beer noticeable in pictures, doing ridiculous stupid poses, flexing any muscles, seductive smiles etc

2) Someone who trys to get into as many pictures as possible

"look at john. thats his 13th fucking facebook pic tonight and hes flexing in everyone with an empty natty ice light can that fucking jabber"


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30428465&id=1087440317

by Burnt Rye Bread October 30, 2008

Jibber Jabber

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.

“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”

by AKACroatalin June 03, 2015

Meat Jabber

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.

"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.

by Lynams Moustache January 05, 2012

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 30, 2009

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 19, 2010

jabber-wapping

Standing around talking and not doing work that should be done. Used in the movie The Wizard of Oz.

Quit your jabber-wapping there is work to do.

by Beach98 January 30, 2016