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jabbering 

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic
Tom was jabbering to megan
jabbering by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017
To jog slowly, bringing your feet halfway to your thighs while bobbing your arms in front near your chest so people get the illusion that your rushing.
Look at Jamel Jameling he just fooled that teacher!
jameling by Jo Shizzie December 9, 2008

Ram Jabbing 

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina
Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.
Ram Jabbing by retardomilos May 17, 2021

jambling 

A word that is something you search up on the Internet when you have nothing else to do and I don't know why you are still reading this don't you have a job to get back to. Stop slacking off
Jambling: something you search when you're bored
jambling by Zeph799 January 10, 2014

Jibblington 

when you thrust your thumb up your own ass until it bleeds then wipe it on your mums face when she is asleep because she gave you less food at dinner time than usual
Mum - "your only having 2 waffles today David"

Son - "fuck you skank hoe your gonna get a jibblington tonight"
Jibblington by Necro<3-69 November 16, 2010

jibbering box a-cookies 

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore
i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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