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Fenkell J. Money 

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

J-Moneyyy 

loves money$$$
a female name for jesus
addictive.
J-Moneyyy was gettin some moneyy
I worship J-Moneyyy
J-Moneyyy by Weezybabyy December 12, 2007
JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.
Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.
JMoney by Risk December 4, 2013
The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.
“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”
JMoney by Handkink101 December 15, 2022
Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.
kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.

brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...

Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear
Jmoney by brandi girl-perv November 27, 2009

JMoney disease 

JMoney disease is a non-contiguous infection that causes an endless hunger. You may gain over 7 times your normal weight. The only known cure is to exercise, eat healthy, and don't play Fortnite.
Damn cuh, stop eating so much or you'll catch JMoney disease.
JMoney disease by El Cheque November 17, 2019