Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.

Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.

by Freshness November 3, 2006

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

jism prism

The formation and completion of a specific sexual act performed by six males, consisting of each of them standing so as to form a hexagon with a width no larger than 4 feet (this is obviously a very small hexagon). The male sextet masturbates furiously with the goal of simultaneous ejaculation.

The arching ropes of jism ideally initially hit the male counterpart (directly across the hexagon) in the face, then 2nd and 3rd spurts of the jism reach the waist, and finally the legs or ankles, thus ultimately and figuratively creating a parallelogram, or prism, of jism.

The wierdest thing happened at Tony's frat initiation. Apparently, there was a defector from the jism prism, so the 5 guys left had to cum twice.

by Billy Packer August 6, 2008

co-jism

When two or more guys drop a load on some chicks face

oooohhh...my mums going down on the fabulous baker boys! Co-Jism!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003

jismopper

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.

If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper

by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003

jismole

achieveing something just to prove it can be done

by porkbips April 14, 2003

Jism Aneurysm

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.

I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!

by Flantari September 30, 2006