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pornotional items

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.
The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.
by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008
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item

pair of poeple, commonly seen as dating, or about to date.
So, are you and Amanda an item?
by Argo1000 May 13, 2005
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Item Lust

A term used to represent the severe desire to obtain an item during a battle in any of the Super Smash Bros games. This desire can and does often result in a negative outcome for the lusting player.
Item Lust kills more people than cancer.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items
Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items
by homie2479 January 23, 2015
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ItemFix

LiveLeak 2.0, Except there's no gore.
Did you see that building collapse on ItemFix?
by Kampełek June 6, 2023
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Premium items

1 --- Aka Cash Shop Items, are virtual materials purchasable via real world currency. Such items would allow the purchaser to enhance, or rather alter a certain portion of the game, whether it were to make the game more visually enjoyable or become dominate.

2---A scam put out by most Korean gaming cooperation for their MMORPG for the soul purpose of profit. Making the game as shitty as possible so people would feel obligated to purchase premium items to better the game, even though the company could've just done that in the first place.

But NOOOOOOO, "We need the money to make the game better, even though all we do to expand the game is raise the level cap to make you mindlessly grind to get ten more levels while brainwashing you to believe game is the best, and the only way it could get better is Premium Items!"

Even though technically you do purchase Premium Items via real world currency, they first make you buy some unnecessary virtual currency that probably gives an obscure number that would still transact equally, an example would be if you get 1,000,000,000 Dickweeds for 1 dollar, it sounds and looks like your getting more bang for your buck but then you realize the cheapest thing on their scam shop is worth 30,000,000,000 Dickweeds.
-Premium Item: Boob enhancer
-Description: Increase your female character's breast by 10x from the G cup sizes they already are.
-Cost: 100,000,000,000,000,000 herpes aka 26 dollars.

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Boy-1: "Dude check out all these premium items bought, best three hundred dollars I've ever spent."

Boy-2: "Too bad they expire then disappear in a week, lol"

Boy-1; "FuuuuuuuCCCCKKKKKK!!!"
by Lawcork June 20, 2008
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ItemBeauty

itembeauty is the best makeup brand ever, Addison Rae Easterling made the brand her makeup is so good 🤍
Itembeauty? Yes I love that brand!
by liprae February 19, 2021
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