It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

It's not you it's me by Allie February 3, 2004

it's not you, it's me

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

it's not you, it's me by Azuzu March 13, 2009

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

it's not you, it's me by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

it's not you

typically a phrase that is code for: IT IS SO YOU!!!

Jim: Listen Terri, it's not you, it's me. You're just really annoying, and its bugging me
Terri: so it is me then?
Jim: well actually, yeah it is...

it's not you by legallawyer15 January 10, 2011

it's not you

General excuse for covering up that it's you.

- Am I really that awful in bed?
- Oh honey, it's not you...

it's not you by Bazz October 9, 2004

it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say

Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

it's not the size, it's how you use it by Ekonftwroflmaolol January 15, 2010

it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

it’s not you, it’s me by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020