A kid whose parent give them an iPad the moment they exit their mum’s pussy. 10 years later their parents wonder why their kid is a kindergarten dropout with no friends whose only exercise is tapping a screen.
We shall never raise an iPad kid
Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid
Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
Lefty :Why the fuck is that kid playing a game out loud on their iPad in this restaurant while screaming?
Righty: Because he’s an iPad kid
Lefty:Does little Johnny realise his finger has been up his nose for the past 2 hours while he plays on his iPad with the other hand ?
Righty: I mean no because he’s an IPad kid
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
Get the iPad kidmug. A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.
by CLG4L0019 December 5, 2021
Get the IPad Kidmug. A duck with an ipad he probably stole from his mother, and tends to love cocomelon. Yes this duck is Quackity, you may know him as a streamer and bread eater. My guy eats cheetos and gets em all over his fingers, like- seriously.
by BlobBee~ June 27, 2022
Get the Ipad Kidmug. A child usually between the age of 4 to 12. This child is known to respond rudely and was raised on technology. They definitely know how to hack the government. Meant as either a genuine description of a child or an insult.
by Treasurer of Kurtistown July 7, 2021
Get the IPad Kidmug. Pretty much the worst thing to exist in gen z. Random kids that are having a tantrum then their parents offer them an ipad to watch cocomelon. In other words, little muggars
by likee.cherri from tiktok&insta August 5, 2021
Get the iPad kidmug. iPad kid are little kids who's only source of entertainment is playing with there iPad. These kid might have toys but don't do anything with them. They also watch cocomelon, Ryans toyreview and dumb Youtube videos on there iPad. Sadly they never grew up with there TV as everything they wanted to watch is on their stupid greasy cracked iPad. Also they couldn't live a day without there iPad...
Little Timmy is 5. He has an iPad and a million cool toys. But he doesn't play with them as the only Source on Entertainment he has is his IPAD. Therefore he is an iPad kid.
by REALNAMEISCOOL January 24, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. normal person: hey who is this kid
mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed
normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid
mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed
normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid
by gotouchgrass_8163 August 16, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug.