Investment wanker 

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit

That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.

Investment wanker by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023

Investment banger 

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."

Investment banger by doctort123 August 20, 2015

herbal investment 

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.

I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.

herbal investment by black flag June 19, 2004

portfolio investment 

Capital investment in a foreign country that takes the form of purchases of securities (stocks, bonds, and commercial paper) in the companies of firms based in that country. Contrast to FDI.

Portfolio investment accounts for a large share of any country's capital accounts.

portfolio investment by abu yahya September 28, 2008

Investment Boobs 

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

Investment Boobs by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

Investment Play 

An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.

My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.

Investment Play by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022

Investment banker 

Someone you run away from at the first sight.

Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!

Investment banker by stainless67 February 23, 2022