InvestiGator

A investigator alligator determined to solve swamp crimes everywhere!

InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!

by FabledEnigma June 14, 2014

investihater

Someone who is able to find out the truth when being lied to and in turn retaliates with a smarter technique like exposing the liars dirt. Most "investihating" resources are the internet, computer, myspace, cell phones, cell phone bills, passwords, and being nosie.

I found out about my ex-boyfriends infedility when I started going through his computer. It all started on Myspace, soon I was online checking any and all of his accounts that were started by him. It was easy. After I sent out bulletins of him in my bikini bottoms(only) to all of his work associates, I received my "Investihater" badge. Wanna see it?

by cdubyas December 13, 2008

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

Paranormal investigation

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …

Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.

Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.

Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

by Shimabuku August 21, 2009