Dominus Infernus

Nah go away

i am Dominus Infernus. the lord of sarcasm

by Dominus_Infernus April 22, 2018

Internesting

Two or more people crowding around a device finding something on the Internet really interesting, hence it is "internesting"

"Those kids have found something internesting"
"What are those people doing? Are they internesting?"

by Doctor Louis April 15, 2017

Internauts

The final frontier is a horrifying place. It is a place where the human psyche is laid bare. It is a place where humans exercise all the monstrous little pieces of their wretched, twisted souls that they dare not reveal in public. It is an evil place where the blackened hearts of men beat with an unholy fervor, pumping the viscous black ichor of madness and depravity through the snaking veins of the global network. A place where there are usually no consequences for revealing one's true self, and where one may at last see their fellow homo sapiens for what they truly are -- base, feral animals.

We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.

guy #1 look at this nasty website
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!

by Hitmantis October 5, 2009

hand internship

A little taste of a hand job

Guy: hey baby. I have a surprise in my pocket for you
Girl: ew. Are you asking me to give you a hand job
Guy: no, more like a hand internship

by H-Dawg_ May 15, 2015

Infernus

A car from the Grand Theft Auto games.

I stole a Infernus today

by icedhunter September 24, 2005

Internescio

A person who just enter the internet and feels like the man who discovery everything.
One without Netiquete.
Guy who send tons of junk to all his contacts.

Ken send me a lot of dirty movies, silly jokes and self-help ppt last week, he is a internescio.

by Orf February 14, 2006

internestalgic

reminiscing about how the internet or computers used to be when you were young.

I remember back when there were only 50 webpages and you had use a 2600 baud modem and we would sit up all night waiting on an animation to download on a website.
OR
My first HDD upgrade was a 3 Gb drive and I paid $400 for it.
THUS:
"Damn, Atlas, your dad was being all INTERNESTALGIC today, talking 'bout how back in the day - his 56k modem was the shit. Your old man is old."

by Dustin_Thacker February 10, 2010