Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch

look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch

by dora tree April 8, 2009

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019

Instawitch

Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.

Don't take advice from him, he is an Instawitch.

by Kalikisses January 21, 2020

instachat

a website for schools that try to copy 2004 facebook and still steals your info

dang sir I'ma instachat you

by randomdicesucksatwords November 22, 2017

instafishing

When a person, usually a female, uploads pictures of herself to Instagram and then makes self-deprecating comments in order to get compliments. She is likely to describe herself as "grungy" and point out that she is not wearing make-up. This behavior also occurs on Facebook and Twitter.

When Mary saw Lindsey's latest Instagram picture of herself, complete with "no makeup" and "grunge" hashtags, she decided to unfollow and avoid future Instafishing.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 8, 2013