Instagramarrhea

When someone posts way too many pictures on Instagram at one one time, burying everyone else's photos.

Oh man, whenever I go on Instagram, @therealronmatters always has a bad case of Instagramarrhea, posting way too many pictures, and it takes forever to find anyone else's photos.

by No Doy September 1, 2012

instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.

Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009

Instagator

An "insta"gator is an individual who causes controversy/trolls on instagram.

"X is a real instagator tagging Y in all of those underage girls' photos."

by Swaguana November 8, 2013

instagater

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

by Chris January 20, 2005

instagramable

cute enough to put on instagram

that detox water is so instagramable!

by carolineforbes April 19, 2015

Instagramateur model

The perfectly styled young women and men in Instagram feeds, usually for lifestyle brands.

Her? She's an Instagramateur model. I saw her on that recycled denim and cold brew coffee company's feed this morning.

by udobserver May 23, 2014

Instagramagician

The ability to perform magic with your instagram posts to appear more glamorous, attractive, important, and/or overall more exceptional than in reality.

She is an instagramagician. She looks like a model on instagram but a mechanic in real life.

by Mynicefupa June 17, 2016