instasucka

Somebody who sucks at Instagram. A total amateur using Insta, or somebody who tries to use it like other social platforms, especially Facebook or Twitter.

"He has no idea how to attract new followers on Instagram! Clearly an Instasucka!"
"She calls herself an influencer but after checking out her page she's clearly more of an Instasucka"
"What an Instasucka! He just copy/pastes whatever is on Twitter without even a photo"

by Barrentes July 16, 2020

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

Indafuckingestion

Heartburn that feels like Mt.Vesuvius is going to erupt from the depths of your stomach through your facehole!

That burrito at lunch gave me indafuckingestion!

by Leslie2171 April 4, 2017

Infestafucked

really nasty

After done using the porta-potty one would describe the leftover contents as infestafucked

by bigchiefsixtynine July 31, 2009

Instafucked

A combination of the words Instantly and fucked. Spelled either way Insta-fucked or Instafucked. Used primarily when one is about to be or is fucked.

We are totally are Instafucked aren't we?

by Chloe Sakuna August 15, 2008

itsafuckingmiracle

outstanding sexual events

oh my god itsafuckingmiracle

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

by Ttess1 August 14, 2025