insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 09, 2004

insomnia

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to the tossing and turning that results from viewing a bad Westworld finale.

This insomnia is starting to affect my job, but I just stay up all night trying to figure out how season 1 could be so good, and how they could go full Lost on us for Season 2.

by ready_set_go June 25, 2018

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

insomnia

When sleep fears you

Hey John, I think you have insomnia
Next time I see the abyss of darkness I will beat it with a broomstick

by RollinWheels May 09, 2020

insomnia

1. a disorder, that many people lie about.
2. a sad excuse, for "poor" emo kids to get attention.

1.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Hollie: I don't want to talk about it.. with red eyes, bags, etc..

2.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Allison: I'm an insomniac, i don't sleep with a smile on her face, and of course everywannabe emo HAS to have cuts on their arm

by Brittany S June 17, 2007

insomnia

"Disease" spread among people who aren't exposed to enough sunlight.

I can't sleep.. I've been laying in my bed for 36 hours... stupid insomnia,

by onl23 October 25, 2006