liek

A way to say 'like' but still show that your a complete moron who can't spell

liek omg that is so stupid.

Fred: I really liek her.
Tom: Well you'll never get her if you don't learn how to spell dumbass.

liek this
liek_______________________

by anonymousfucker April 01, 2010

pimp

In the prostotuion business the one who 'owns' the prostitutes or 'bitches'.

notice how the wise old pimp promptly slaps a misbehaving bitch

by anonymousfucker July 22, 2010

insomnia

When you have trouble sleeping with or without reason and can cause unusual late night activity... Like writing the definition of 'insomnia' on UD

fucking insomnia won't let me sleep. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN?!!

by anonymousfucker April 05, 2010

Juw

A way to say 'you' but make someone sound Jewish wether or not they are.

Hey juw get over here.
I love juw.

by anonymousfucker March 31, 2010