1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
by MKC323 February 12, 2008
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by holleewood November 16, 2013
Get the Inconvenience Store mug.A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.
Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!
by A truthful truth May 31, 2011
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by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007
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Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??
Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
Get the inconvenience charge mug.An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.
by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008
Get the Incontinent S'more mug.A trifling UD author wannabe who continues to post her definition of "man". I continue to vote not to publish her proposed definitions because she seeks to enlighten under the guise of her penis envy. Stop hating you scabby, bearded ho nugget. It is advised that you take to other literary avenues to get your narrow-minded lesbian views published and stop clogging up this elite literary outlet that is known as THE Urban Dictionary!
Every goddamn day she thinks her views of the word "man" are witty. It is also a censored, inconvenient truth that this poser sniff balls, eats sawdust covered shitlogs and plays penny ante poker with swollen hands reddened by excessive anal masturbation with wooden mop handles and 32 sided dice on dental floss
by Free MeWilly January 22, 2011
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