Two penis' that are not compatible aren't able to perform the sexual act of docking. Originated at UCSB and is slowly gaining popularity around the world.
ex.1 Corey and Danny were both circumsized. They're penis' were incomdockable.
ex.2 Jenna: I heard you two dock
Nick: No, we are incomdockable eghhhghh
ex.3 Eric and Les were heartbroken when they found out they were incomdockable. Instead they spent all night soaking inside of eachother for hours.
ex.2 Jenna: I heard you two dock
Nick: No, we are incomdockable eghhhghh
ex.3 Eric and Les were heartbroken when they found out they were incomdockable. Instead they spent all night soaking inside of eachother for hours.
by Sir Docksalot March 15, 2010
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Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
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