infidel

*planes flying overhead, then explosion*

Osama "die american infidel"
by i hate your mother February 18, 2004
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Infidelity

The state of being unfaithful, to either a partner, friend, co-worker, etc.
Kim: Did you hear that John cheated on Karen?
Sue: Yeah, John has some serious infidelity issues.
by suppakool#20 December 7, 2011
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infidel

There are two main types of infidel:
1. Spanish: These are controled by the queen of the infidels, they are infidelic 100% of the time but are not particularly harmful once properly house trained
2. Morrocan: Despite being dormant most of the time, when a morrocan becomes infadelic it is highly dangerous and uncontrolable and must be avoided at all costs
1. Quiet infidel! or i shall purge you 'till you DIE from it!!
2. He's being infadelic! Morrocanly! RUN!!
by hex_ten December 23, 2004
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Infidel

An absolute mong who has no idea wtf they are on about
The earth is flat
Shut up Rowan u infidel’
by Rowano grevious May 31, 2018
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Infidelity

1. unbelief in a particular religion, especially Christianity.
2. the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner.
"That religion is infidelity!"
Melanie Martinez: " Turns her back and forgets his infidelity.."
"her infidelity continued after her marriage"
by MelanieMartinezBae May 7, 2017
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Infidelity

the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner.
"Crybaby's mom's infidelity continued after her marriage"
by wildbills May 7, 2017
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masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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