Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019

The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

by lordgrim the invcbke November 8, 2020

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about

girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008

Bun in the Oven

Pregnant. The idiom bun in the oven refers to pregnancy. The “bun” is the baby, and the “oven” is the mother's womb. Perhaps it alludes to the warmth and shelter the mother's womb provides.

Teacher: "Kids, I have a Bun in the Oven"
Kids: "YAY, I WANT A BUN! GIMME"
Teacher: "I'm Pregnant."
Kids: "AW I WANTED BUNS!"

by The Internet Is Porn December 18, 2019

a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

put her in the old vice

A Mississippi saying most famously uttered by Brett Favre after the Green Bay Packers won Super Bowl XXXI. It simply means, "Shake my hand, buddy" and is accompanied by the enthusiastic outstretching of one's own hand. The more excited and slurred the delivery, the better.

Packer: "We just won the fucking Super Bowl!"
Favre (outstretches hand): "Put her in the old vice!"
They proceed to shake hands intensely.

by oldboy86 February 19, 2009