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impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.
this impotent bagel does nothing for me
by person.001 March 26, 2011
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impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
by fivenightrental March 4, 2009
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omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with
Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him
by sweetc October 23, 2009
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impotent rage

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.
Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.
by HIMARSk August 25, 2022
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impotent

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
by tellitizaman September 10, 2010
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poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.
Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.
by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015
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