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Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.
suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.
by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018
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Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016
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Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018
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Impale

To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
"I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..."
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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Impale

A way of Torture where a sharpen sick is stabbed through a person and that person is hoisted up or a blunt wooden pole or stake is shoved up someones rectum and the victim is hoisted up, painfully slow death. Made famous by Vlad the impaler.
Did Jeff just get impaled?
by Skunto October 14, 2018
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Impaled Northern Moonforest

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
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Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.
Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!
by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015
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