A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
by cannabas November 24, 2010
Get the Ilona mug.She is remarkable. She is a mixture of everything in one. Ilonah is intelligent, has a beautiful face and a strong character. When you meet Ilonah, you will never forget her.
Ilonah is definitely indescribable.
by Leonardo McKnight June 9, 2021
Get the Ilonah mug.1. Ilocano is one of the major languages of the Philippines spoken predominantly in the northern island of Luzon, descending from the Dacunos tribes.
2. An Ilocano speaker
2. An Ilocano speaker
Listen to this chinese song, it sounds hilarious
Dude, thats Ilocano
That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana
Dude, thats Ilocano
That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana
by Jac-Jac February 22, 2008
Get the ilocano mug.stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.
1. Went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, ILOFT?
2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??
2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??
by sneufdogg August 7, 2012
Get the ILOFT mug.
Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
by Chief_BS October 24, 2018
Get the ILONA mug.The great ilifani is the funniest of all the fani is the funniest of all the fanis. But sometimes the funny fani WAS SO BAD!!!! Idk what i do with him I just kotaaaa... Uh whats that bone head? ITS YOUR FRIEND DAKOTA
Stupid Dakota I wish I want to e kill that guyyy(an auxiliary quote by the great Funny Fani(ilifani))
by stupid dakota I wish February 18, 2022
Get the ilifani mug.