I fuck with that

Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot

That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.

by tpoppies July 1, 2017

infucksicated

The intoxicated feeling after having sex. Symptoms of which are slurred speech, trouble walking, and weak knees.

Last Saturday night I was so infucksicated I could barely get out of bed.

by Getsomefairy January 22, 2008

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou

One word to express your love to someone. And a proof for people who say it's not a word. Yes it does exist.

-Can you express your love for me with one word?
-Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
-what that's not a word
-in on urban dictionary so it is a word

by AlexanderTheG February 10, 2021

i fuck with it

I fuck with it/that/them

I like it.

(1) I fuck with these hot wings, they're good!
(2) person 1: do you like hot wings?
Person 2: yeah, i fuck with it.

by Optipremo August 23, 2016

ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

infuckingfected

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006