1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely
I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
Get the Lost on the Iditarod mug.The denial of fossil evidence as an indicator of the earth's true age is a shining example of one's sheep-idity.
by island thinker February 24, 2010
Get the Sheep-idity mug.An Iditarod is an alcohol fueled travelling pack of large, homely, unattractive women bound together by the common goal of obtaining beer, food, and dick.
by Jonny Utah 007 August 26, 2010
Get the Iditarod mug.The young lad that came in today spoke to me in a very iditotic manner.
Do not speak to me in such verbiage! Iditotic, is what it is!
Do not speak to me in such verbiage! Iditotic, is what it is!
by ReneAensland May 18, 2019
Get the Iditotic mug.Conjunction of the words Idiot and Editorial. Refers to generally right wing editorials in pro-capitalist, main stream media outlets (esp print and talkback radio,) applauding this war, that tax cut for the rich, or the other divisive issue de jour about which the Idiot Editor is ranting.
Did you see that Fox News iditorial piece by Megyn Kelly last night? What a crock of shit.
Did you read that anti wikileaks iditorial in the Guardian today? Those guys are so butthurt.
Caught a taxi over from Bondi yesterday, driver listens to too many Alan Jones iditorials, I felt dirty just listening to him.
Did you read that anti wikileaks iditorial in the Guardian today? Those guys are so butthurt.
Caught a taxi over from Bondi yesterday, driver listens to too many Alan Jones iditorials, I felt dirty just listening to him.
by Wordy McWriter March 22, 2012
Get the Iditorial mug.When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.
At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
by physicsisphun February 24, 2008
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