Itouchkids

The name of what was planned to be an ipad especially designed for little kids, but was rejected because of the name.

Person 1: hey dude my little cousin got an itouchkids

Person 2: wtf?

by Carlthemonkeyyall July 1, 2011

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

idouche

A person who fanatically buys every single Apple device that comes out often on the first day, irrespective of actually using it, and constantly shows it off and brags about it with other fellow idouches, friends, colleagues and often total strangers

Dude, Kevin is such a fucking idouche. He wasted my half an hour showing off his fucking iPad -- like I give a shit. He can't stop talking about it.

I am surrounded by idouches at work. I am afraid I am going to turn into one

by Citizen101 June 9, 2010

iTouche

the iTouch for French people or douches.

See also: iPhuck

I have an abundance of iTouches.

by katyjessa August 25, 2009

itouchified

Something that has been itouchified is something from the real world that has been remodeled to work on an itouch. apps, the internet, maps, etc. have all been itouchified.

Bounce On is a game on the itouch that is similiar to Mario Brothers, except instead of Mario and his friend, there is a bouncy ball and the game has been itouchified.

by loudnoise April 27, 2009

idouche

A person that owns an i-anything that acts like they have a soundtrack to there life they tend to tune everything out or brag what new app they just got.

Ted: " I wish that guy would stop playing iron man on his iphone speaker "

Mike: " Yeah who is this guy anyways "?

Ted: " I dont know but he sure is a idouche "

by Rockallotofpus September 19, 2010

intouch

Within reach physically or by other means of distant communication

Keep intouch.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009