Iopened

A giant wave a surfer would ride

OI CUNT ME AND ME MUM JUST HIT THIS FACKIN IOPENED!!! IT WAS POGGERS!!

by Cringetopia February 16, 2021

ipoker

Usually played amongst strangers riding public transportation or at your local Starbuck's. The game usually begins when someone, wanting attention, pulls out any Apple product. At this point, many people will choose to discreetly observe the product and determine its credentials. They will then compare with the Apple product in their possession. If they have a more recent and popular product, they must bring the product into the open for all to observe. If said product is confirmed to be better than the first Apple product, all attention will effectively shift to the person possessing the better product, forcing the original player to return their inferior Apple product back to his or her knapsack or pocket. This is where the game gets interesting. If you bring out the better product, you MUST pretend you are using ALL of its features even if you have no meaningful work to do or, have no remnant of a wireless or wifi connection. At this point in the game, you are safe...unless someone else feels they have a stronger hand than you.

ipod touch user: "hmmm, let me pull out my ipod touch and embarrass this ipod nano-using loser".

Nano user: "this fool obviously doesn't know about the ipad I have in my knapsack. Let me pull this baby out and zoom through some photos I downloaded from Bing"

ipod touch user: (returns ipod touch to pocket)

iphone 4 user: (pulls phone out and begins fake conversation about how hard it was to snag one of the new iphones) "what? yeah. YES. YES, I AM CALLING YOU FROM MY NEW IPHONE 4! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT IT FOR!!"

all other apple users in unison: (return products to their original places and bow down to new iphone user).

-end round of ipoker. Iphone 4 wins

by captivatedboredom June 19, 2010

ipoder

One who is seldom seen without an Apple Ipod in his/her possesion.

Here comes the 'ipoder' listening to his 10,000 portable cd collection

by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008

iPOP

the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.

never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.

this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!

jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!

as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!

geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

iPooped

When a person gets tired of the multimedia on his or her iPod or Zune, or any other mp3 player and feels the need the put different material on it.

"Wow, I really need to get some different tunes on this thing: I'm iPooped."

by xf0rg0tt3nx June 25, 2009

iPone

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008