1)a current-generation mp3 player with varying amounts of space to store music and other files.
2)something most people seem to hate for no valid reason other than the fact than to fit in with other people who hate it
3)something people on urbandictionary use to express their negative opinions.
2)something most people seem to hate for no valid reason other than the fact than to fit in with other people who hate it
3)something people on urbandictionary use to express their negative opinions.
1)guy 1:
Dude check out my new iPod, it's the 20 gig one.
guy 2:
Nice
2)I HATE IPODS, THEY SUCK AND I FEEL COOL NOW.
3)See: above.
Dude check out my new iPod, it's the 20 gig one.
guy 2:
Nice
2)I HATE IPODS, THEY SUCK AND I FEEL COOL NOW.
3)See: above.
by Kastiel October 26, 2008
Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because:
A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel
B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school
C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends
D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis
E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.
A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel
B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school
C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends
D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis
E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.
Kiki: Like, I like, totally, like, love my, like, iPod that, like, cost $300 out of my like, college tuition!
Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it::
Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo! This is soo, like, not kewl! Like, sooo!
Me: You stupid hoe, you piss me off. Get a Creative mp3 player. They're more reliable than that piece of shit. ::grabs iPod and sticks hundreds of magnets onto it::
Kiki: Ohhh, like, nooo! This is soo, like, not kewl! Like, sooo!
by PhO' SHO February 23, 2005
Noun: An MP3 Player developed by Apple. It's size, or capacity, ranges from 4G to 160G, depending on the iPod variant (Shuffle, Nano, Classic, Touch, etc.). It's size, physically, ranges from, comparatively, a hair-clip and a PDA.
iPods can to a variety of things. They can, of course, play music. They can also run games, play and record video, and store pictures.
iPods can to a variety of things. They can, of course, play music. They can also run games, play and record video, and store pictures.
It doesn't look like many people here like iPods. Remember, kids: Urban Dictionary is a place for definitions, not slander!
by Indifferent Dictionary January 30, 2010
A device used to watch videos or listen to music on a city bus for the sole purpose of ignoring hobos.
Hobo: hey mister, you got any change or want to talk about nothing in particular while my eye wanders and i smell funny?
You: (dont notice because you are blasting white noise and staring at a 3 inch screen)
Hobo: you make me cry inside
You: (still dont notice)
Hobo: (walks away and bothers another poor soul without an ipod)
You: (dont notice because you are blasting white noise and staring at a 3 inch screen)
Hobo: you make me cry inside
You: (still dont notice)
Hobo: (walks away and bothers another poor soul without an ipod)
by Rajesh Koothrappali April 12, 2008
IPods are a brand of mp3 players that uses flash memory to store music, and documents. The iPods that come equipped with an LCD screen also have the ability to store photos, and (in more advanced models) video files. I recently purchased a 3rd generation iPod nano, and I can store all of my school documents, and Power Point documents onto it. However, the best part is I can use it for cheating on my exams. To do this, (although I´m not sure it works on other models, but it´s worth a shot), simply type out all of your notes out on to a regular Word document, and then save it to your iPod. (Its works just like a Flash Drive, so it´s quite simple). Then select the document to be able to view it on the screen. Pretty sweet, huh? (IPod nanos are the best to do this with because they´re easier to hide from the teacher).
Friend: Dude, what´d you get on your test?
Me:A 100! I used my iPod. (Shows friend notes on iPod screen).
Friend: Sweet, that pwns!
Me:A 100! I used my iPod. (Shows friend notes on iPod screen).
Friend: Sweet, that pwns!
by The German one. October 06, 2007
Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's)
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft
Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple
by meeq March 04, 2005
A small anal insertable white box.
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
by DirtySavage January 26, 2005