crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

ipad kid

ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon

this dumb ipad kid is basically quackity and likes cocomelon and smokes coke

by dumb definitions January 19, 2022

iPAiNTFACE

To skillfully apply, bruises, cuts and blemishes on the face of the opponent. To turn the opponents face into an easle

I go hard in the ring. iPAiNTFACE, that's what I do. Look at his face all busted up, another Masterpeice

by BLK BLiZZARD November 13, 2013

IPad Kid

A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.

-“Wanna babysit Evan?”
-“No way. He’s a gross little iPad kid.”

by CLG4L0019 December 5, 2021

ilaida

One of the funniest people to be around. An Ilaida will always say the weirdest things but always laugh at themselves. They can be very temperamental and if you catch her at the wrong time she could break you apart. Ilaida’s tend to be crazy and love anything as weird as her. No matter what happens she decides to be a nerd in the best of ways. Every guy wishes they could be with an Ilaida but she is very overprotective of herself and is very self conscious so she won’t open up to easily. That is what makes guys attracted to her is her secretive aura. An Ilaida will never fail to put a smile on your face.

Wow that Ilaida is super intriguing

I wonder what that Ilaida is thinking?
I wish I had an Ilaida to make me laugh

by CarlandPaulakaEF and IR April 6, 2019

iPadkinitis

A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.

Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“

by maddylikesmusicals December 27, 2021

dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021