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Impact Academy

The most bullshit, worthless, and strictest school in Hayward, California that is filled with faggotry.

Do not go to it.
-Hey what High School do you go to?

-Impact Academy

-Haha, sucks for you, faggot.
by WhatAFlail March 20, 2011
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Impact Artist

(Noun) Someone who uses art to change the world for good.
I am an impact artist because I use my culinary skills to feed people who cannot afford it!
by smileunicorns March 18, 2021
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impact rifle

A futuristic weapon with nearly limitless ammunition. It uses electro-magnetism to accelerate a mass, which can tear through several layers of armor. The recoil from one of these is higher than most other rifles.
The batallion of soldiers equipped with impact rifles made swiss cheese of that line of tanks.
by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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Impact Wrestling

A professional wrestling promotion that started in 2002 as "NWA: Total Nonstop Action" and later dropped the NWA part. The company always was, and always will be, a poor man's replacement for World Championship Wrestling, a legendary wrestling promotion purchased by WWE in 2001 that got its beginnings as the regional Jim Crockett Promotions.
Man, Impact Wrestling sucks! They try so hard to be the next WCW, but they'll never reach that level!
by John2019 November 4, 2019
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impact area

1) (n) A military term. The business end of a firing range. Where all the ordnance fired, lobbed, dropped or planted does it's work. Basically every millimeter forward of the firing line. Typically contains unexploded ordnance and as such is not such a good place for a hike or picnic.

2) (n) A zone of approximately 3 feet by 5 feet in front of your boss or manager's desk.

3) (n) Anywhere in which interaction with certain people can be detrimental to your health or career.
1) The Lieutenant couldn't figure out the map again, so we ended up humping through the impact area behind the mortar range.

2) "The boss called me into the impact area today to tell me our department needs to boost throughput and reduce time to market."

3) I got off the freeway at Crenshaw and had to drive through the impact area to find a gas station.
by Chumbucket October 27, 2006
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impact craters

When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.
After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.
by SIMJ September 12, 2005
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impact yoga

Code for sex
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
by HigherPrimate December 11, 2020
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