like i just shot her dog

A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.

I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.

by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

i just wanna break you down so badly

a line from the song Makedamnsure by the band Taking Back Sunday

You've got this new head filled up with smoke
I've got my veins all tangled close
To the jukebox bars you frequent
The safest place to hide
A long night spent with your most obvious weakness
You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want
'Cause you are everything I'm not

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit
It talks, it says, "You, oh, you are so cool."
"Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red."
You hollow out my hungry eyes
You hollow out my hungry eyes

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
I'll make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far...

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure
I just wanna break you down so badly
I just wanna break you down so badly (damn sure)
In the worst way (worst way)

by galabagah June 22, 2006

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

Just doing it because I'm doing it

Nope! Nope rat faced coachrach. You look like more of a pedophile than I do asmond. If you held up a picture of ME and you held up a picture of you and you ask people who didn't know either of us... Who would the picture out as a pedophile? You. You know it's you.

Hym "And you're just doing it because I'm doing it you freak. You decided to hop on the bandwagon which means I'd better give the rotmaxxing girl a call after I get out of here because that is clearly what is happening THERE isn't it?

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025