hypocrite

A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!

by TheFrost February 25, 2007

Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult and belittle people for doing the same things they do.

Taylor: Trey your a piece of shit for being a cheater. I hate cheaters they are the devil!

Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.

Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!

Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.

by Bell Pepper Slayer June 5, 2021

hypocripster

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Grammar Hypocrite

Noun-

A person who makes grammatical mistakes while correcting grammar errors in another individual's post.

Original Poster: I went to there house.
Grammar Hypocrite: Moron! It's 'their house', not 'there house'. Your righting is atrocious! Learn the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're.'

by jendriel July 10, 2009

Hypocritical

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).

When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu August 12, 2008

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

Hypocripster

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

by thealphaproject October 29, 2010