hypnobooty

An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.

Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!

Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!

by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014

Hypnospace

The best video game in existence

Me: “dude have you played Hypnospace Outlaw?” Friend: “Chris, stop. This is a funeral.”

by Kris’s Animations August 2, 2021

Hypnocil

A dream suppressant pill used in Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and Freddy VS Jason. Prevents people from dreaming and keeps them from being attacked by Freddy Krueger, for unless you're dreaming, he can't hurt or kill you. When on this drug, he is essentially powerless to harm you. Kinda like Freddy's version of Kryptonite, an "Anti-Krueger" drug, if you will. This has not been approved of by the FDA, mind you, and will forever be a fictitious drug. Side effects include nervousness and prolonged comas if taken in heavier than reccommended doses.

Freddy Krueger was unable to kill any children at all b/c they were all doped up on Hypnocil. Their parents thanked the lord for it.

by Darkness Of Demons May 15, 2008

Hypnosigenesis

A move used by Mu, a rip-off pokemon from the bootleg SNES version of Pokemon Stadium. This attack causes the background to look cool, as you strike an interesting pose, to somehow hurt your opponent.

Me: what should I do?
Steve: Use Hypnosigenesis!
*Strikes fancy pose*
*Wins battle*

by abridgedspeed January 10, 2013

hypnos bestnos

the best server on minecraft! they make minecraft cool and the members are severely autistic

notcreative: hypnos bestnos
abh: hypnos bestnos
hazzaaaaa: hypnos bestnos

by akaCiren April 16, 2020

Hypnophilia

Simple love for sleep.

Himmy suffers from hypnophilia. He just loves to sleep all the time.

by siriusdacosta July 8, 2009

hottie hypnosis

When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.

Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009