hypertrocity

has no meaning, is used to confuse stupid people, i.e. Matt Hartwell

Do you understand the hypertrocity of this situation

by Seamous T. Sweetness January 2, 2004

Hypertone

Hypertone is the fastest music genre starts at 2.5 million bpm. Other music from the same genre speedcore is extratone, ultratone, flextone, supertone, extradrone and deadtone.

Hypertone is one of the most cancerous things a human thing can hear.

by stoerd September 19, 2019

hypertonic

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008

Hyperbooting

An electronic device that is stuck rebooting over and over.

I can't play Call of Duty. My router is HYPERBOOTING.

by TechDippy March 5, 2020

HyperWood

A mythically thicc youtuber with an equally as thicc reputation. He pogs on little children just like thanos pogged on the universe.

Lmao, did you see HyperWood's new video? It's as dummy thicc as your mom.

by HypeHub March 19, 2020

Hypertoporomitacalefiramiloketireminotalifabirosustolaforetineilaiphobia

The Hypertoporomitacalefiramiloketireminotalifabirosustolaforetineilaiphobia is the phobia of men with 3-inch red pubes and a very long penis and are white with exactly 7 freckles

Oh fuck, that man causes me hypertoporomitacalefiramiloketireminotalifabirosustolaforetineilaiphobia, i dont want to be friends with him D:

by Spidarr November 6, 2021

hyperloop

A high speed transportation concept that is both like a train and a pneumatic tube.

A low pressure environment inside the tube allows the 'train' to travel efficiently at 100's of kilometers (or miles) per hour.

The idea was popularized by Elon Musk.

If we built a hyperloop I could live in Paris and commute to Rome.

by ballinjack September 6, 2018