Hypersift

1. Denotes the phenomenon of hazy and frantic searching through the senseless repository of useless internet information to find something deemed worthy of curiosity, mildly entertaining, or stuff you need.

2. Removal of the whole bunch of other crap ...

It was a total hypersift to find that.

I just drank coffee and hypersifted some new blogs.

by Yail Bloor VI, Minister of Be August 23, 2011

hypermature

when someone acts way too mature than they actually are.

"Carla is acting hypermature, she is trying to get into a bar at 17."

by googlecriteria June 7, 2022

hypershit

The act of taking a very big shit

It took me so long to get out because I was taking a hypershit

by kat_guy November 4, 2022

De-hyperoutinterultratransdiacounterhemifinite

Noun-The infinity of infinities. Adjective- With absolutely no limit. Definition in time- Longer than forever.
Dee-hii-purr-out-ent-err-uhltruh-trans-dii-uh-cown-terr-hem-ee-fie-niet

I have De-hyperoutinterultratransdiacounterhemifinite homework I have to do.

by Mr.LongWord December 8, 2022

hyperbutt

N; One who is extremely hyper, or acting in a hyper or blonde/crazy/funny way.

Girl, you are such a hyperbutt when you are around those guys!!

by happyme May 27, 2005

hypeslut

A person who, opposed to being one person's hype-man (or woman), hypes many or all people, and therefore disvalues the hype which they produce.

Dude, quit being such a hypeslut.

by dandelion1234567 November 30, 2009

hypersquatty

The act of squatting and shitting in a very quick and efficient fashion.

I had to pull a hypersquatty on the side of the road whilst taking my wife to the ER for my child's birth

by assgina November 16, 2011