homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

hatersexual

Being sexually attracted to people hating each other.

Person: I'm hatersexual!
Partner/friend: Oh, congrats! Love...I mean, hate you.
Person: Hate you too! <3

by Sheik_ August 1, 2015

Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

Hopesexual

A person who is obsessed with Hope Mikaelson.

Josie Saltzman is Hopesexual.
Literally everyone is Hoepsexual.

by Mikaelsons_obssesion January 2, 2021

Hypersexuality

When a guy becomes aggressive or a douche bag because of the presence of an attractive girl who he wants to have sex with, to the point where he will punch his best friend in the face to prove his toughness

After seeing his hot ex, Jeff showed his hypersexuality by spending the rest of the day punching any guy who went near her as hard as he could to try and show that he is tougher than them

by asdfadfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd July 29, 2011

Homersexual

Someone (can be male or female) who is sexually aroused by Simpsons characters

Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season!

Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!

by Blades Don't Need Reloading September 29, 2014