Children of Hym

Nope. You're right. Not that.

Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Without Hym

No he said it right.

Hym "No, Jordan. No. Without Hym. I'm the one who did it. If the rest of you let Jordan suceed in keeping me from getting credit I will murder that kid. He fails or you fail."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

Let Hym Go!

Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go!

Hym "I hear them chanting it at the protests YouTube Freaks! 'Let Hym Go!' And they're right! Let me go... Or else! Let everyone you're doing this to go... OR ELSE! A side note... I hear Trump hasn't heard from Ivanka in 4 years! That is pathetic! What happened there! What do you call a father who has delusions about his own level of moral authority?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Thank you, Hym

How about that, yeah?

Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2023

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.

Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

I'm Hym

OK. You're that.

Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024