hayloft

code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)

you know mother mother’s song hayloft?

by beanasf December 12, 2020

Hublot

A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega

James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok

by Astudent6942084 October 5, 2021

Haylofted

Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.

“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”

by TaffyLimeade March 1, 2021

haylor swyles

a deadly disease and the reason the world will end on 12/21/12

my friend has haylor swyles

by a person that is pretty great December 12, 2012

heylo

Hey and hello all in one!

heylo there!

by Tejal April 6, 2003

haylor

Enormous pimples on the inside of an anus or a penis disease resembling a female blue waffle.

GOD I JUST SAW HAYLOR ! MY EYES BURN

EW Haylor! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen !

by sheriffliam December 7, 2012

Haylor

Involuntary act of puking on a computer screen

"Oh look a picture of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift in Central Park"
*pukes on computer screen*
"Oh sorry man, I didn't mean to haylor."

by ohsweetyno December 9, 2012