Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

by hubert is cool April 12, 2019