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hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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Hurfplop

Derogative term used when adressing an owl.
You dumb stupid owl, you are such a hurfplop. You sicken me.
by Melvin Vojacek February 14, 2009
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hurfy durfy

A person who not only lacks all intelligence but strives to show that in daily activities, sometimes unintentionally a total idiot. Can also be called a Hurfy/Durfy or pulling a Durfy.
"Do we have to invite him he is such a Hurfy Durfy."

"I know he is Hurfy, but he is not that bad."

"You are pulling such a Durfy."
by asbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014
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Hurfing your durf

when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.
Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.
by Sir Lulzalot May 15, 2011
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Hurfendurf

v. - Not wanting to talk or meet somewhere with someone you know. The word can be said in relation or to replace a sigh.
I don't want to see her tomorrow...hurfendurf...
by SupremeKing January 9, 2011
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hurffied

A carpenter that seems to annoy anything that breaths. This person lacks the will power it takes to refrain from talking shit behind everyone’s back, and is quite possibly the worst carpenter ever
I just pulled up to a complete shitbox of a job site and watched a carpenter trying to set a rafter upside down for ten minutes. He was loudly singing songs about other people’s misfortunes and they all seemed to be of ficticous bullshit in order to boost his self confidence. I sped off in disgust feeling as if I totally got Hurffied!
by Stick to hunting October 3, 2018
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Hurfmicksmlurg

A code word for help

How to pronounce:
Hurf | Mick | Shh | Lurg
Friend: Yo the guy that likes you is sitting in front of us

Me: hurfmicksmlurg
by Lovely peaches January 24, 2019
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