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Humphrey

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
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Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)
That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga
by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018
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Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*
by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011
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humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.
"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"
by promemerlmao December 8, 2016
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[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs
by Arks December 15, 2008
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Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?
by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021
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Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.
AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!
by VERy L4arg3 March 7, 2019
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