homersexual

The polar opposite of metrosexual

He's such a homersexual - he doesn't even bother to look in the mirror in the morning.

homersexual by TracerJoJo March 16, 2004

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

Humorsexual 

A person who uses their sense of humor to attract potential sexual partners ( usually to compensate for their lack of attractiveness, status, etc).

Despite being goofy looking, Steven did well with the ladies because he's quite the Humorsexual. His jokes guaranteed he'd always have a couch to sleep on.

Humorsexual by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman October 16, 2020

summersexual

Being only sexually attracted to Summer Walker You think everything that has to do with Summer Walker is sexy.

Guys, I think I'm Summersexual!!!

Summer is so hot, I might be Summersexual.

summersexual by lala thanarse August 7, 2021

hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce

Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.

hummusexual by scodder May 1, 2010

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

Homersexual

Someone (can be male or female) who is sexually aroused by Simpsons characters

Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season!

Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!

Homersexual by Blades Don't Need Reloading September 29, 2014