Hulk smash 

The act of using hulk hands to punch a woman in her asshole. While the hands scream hulk smash you laugh so hard as you ram your dick into to her gaping asshole.

I totally gave some hooker a hulk smash last night bro!

Hulk smash by blackreaper8890 July 2, 2015

Hulk Smash 

Stretching a woman's vagina or anus to the point where some skin rips preferably with the hands causing bleeding.

Yo my cock was too big to fit so HULK SMASH !!

Hulk Smash by bruce banner4life November 6, 2008

Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.

Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?

Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?

Ronny: Nah.

Hulk Smash by Stinky Bum Plunger April 19, 2020

Hulk Smash!!!

When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! by Phil Ireland August 24, 2008

Hulk Smash! 

When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"

Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *

Yo, i fucking did the "Hulk Smash!" to this bitch!

Hulk Smash! by Peter Paolera June 21, 2008

Alabama Hulk Smash 

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

Alabama Hulk Smash by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

The Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

The Hulk Smash by The_Prophet December 15, 2008