jayden huxford

immature cunt

jayden huxford is a very immature cunt

jayden huxford by blasthebigboy February 6, 2022

Joshua Hufford 

The raw, unadulterated, epitome of awesome.

sometimes used as a verb, meaning "high-speed"

Thats because you aren't THAT guy.

-Joshua Hufford-

Joshua Hufford by Yuff and Bone October 27, 2011

halfords 

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

halfords by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

Halford 

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

Halford by Jess September 18, 2003

Halford 

quite possible the stupidest name in the entire universe, if you know anyone who has this name you must punch them in the neck and then proceed with the beating of the spine with the brick.

good day sir, my name is halford. i come from...

Halford by Stumundo September 25, 2003

halfordness 

UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.

Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...

halfordness by Crivens April 21, 2005

Halfords whip 

Instagram: @Bristzs

Dan: Ugh have you seen that Halfords whip?
Reece: Yeah Mush, dirtiest thing I've seen since last night.

Halfords whip by Admindan February 18, 2018