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Hubbert's Peak

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.
The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak
by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011
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l.ron hubbard

The greatest scam artist who ever lived.he knows to fuck people out of they'er money so elaborately, if your actually stupid enough to fall for his sorry excuse for a religion "scientology" you need to wake up and look how stupid it is.
hes was a science fiction wrighter! who says "these are the wright way to cure drug addictions through hippnotising i mean aduiting".the truth is all his littile claims to be the right way can be simply and rationly explained whithout much thought.
dude1:to me l.ron hubbard is a prophet

dude2: to me hes bullshit scam artist

dude1:we are going to sue you!!!

dude2:yea proves my point exactly you scaming communist morons.....
by anti-antiman22 January 2, 2010
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Hurting Hubbard Weave

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.
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L.Ron Hubbard

A very deluded individual who built an Empire of deciet founded on the occult and satanism whilst plagiarising many othe pre-existing ideas and works hoping to 'enslave' Humanity.. was influenced by Aliester Crowley and Jack Parsons..both known for the Occultism and Black Magik Rituals L.Ron Hubbard lied about his Naval Career amongst many documented lies he told people in an attempt to establish a belief system to obtain his 'Pact with Satan"
L.Ron Hubbard was driven by his own insanity and Occultism and wanted to ENSLAVE all of HUMANITY
by Xemu April 30, 2006
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hubbers

That girl had back tits AND a front butt until she started smoking hubbers on the regular.
by Dizzle September 24, 2002
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Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!
Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.
by Joe January 18, 2005
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hubber jubber

Group of males who stand around talking about nothing.
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point
Most men hubber jubber when they talk to each other.
by jamoflife June 27, 2014
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