Howitzer

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.

"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.

by lordthayer May 10, 2021

Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007

Horwitzer

An all male threesome, when one man gives another significantly older man a blowjob while a third significantly older man eats a Hostess Twinkie out of his ass.

I thought our buddy was just volunteering at the old folk’s home, turns out he was involved in a sick Horwitzer party.

I was just 29 when the two 70 year olds showed me how to be in the middle of a Horwitzer for the first time.

by Heman2020 August 21, 2011

Street Howetzer

Noun: a Shotgun, owing to its effectivness in blowing the shit out of everything in its path. As in a Howetzer (heavy artillery piece) for use on the streets

They will think twice before fucking with us because of this street howetzer

or

The cop opened up with a street howetzer and dropped six of them!

by Saberslinger March 21, 2009

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

HÄLITZER

In-your-face psychedelic blues rock band from Towson, MD. Songs include those such as Mango Man, Chestnut Oak Blues, Sleepin' Donny, Euphoria, Dominion, and many more. They are known for their extremely high volumes, and use of feedback on both guitar & bass. Their guitarist also has long flaming red hair, and their bassist/singer usually wears a fringe jacket.

Damn nukka, I went deaf after that HÄLITZER concert. It was amazing, though!

by HÄLITZER Groupie May 22, 2006

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005