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howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
by Diiesel August 22, 2011
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William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft was thicc.
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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Sir Louis John Howard

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021
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Todd Howard

Hey, What about him?
Todd Howard; nah he is a guy that just works
by Iron1984 May 4, 2021
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Daddy Howard

The legend himself. You’ve seen him blowing the whistle into the microphone. Daddy Howard himself.

Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.
Boy: Hey can I get a pass?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?
by MorganFreeman7284 August 24, 2018
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David Howard

A popular drink consisting of vodka, a blue Kool Aid Burst, and the saliva of any available Zelda fan.
Dude brah, lets tank some David Howards and play Ocarina of Time!
by canfield army April 6, 2009
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Todd Howard

In just seven days Todd Howard along with Bethesda created Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim. During the 8th day he added a texture pack that summoned Fallout 4 into this mortal world. After all this Todd's power had grown superior to his mortal human body, so he evolved and became GOD HOWARD. After this he got blinded by his own power, creating the most fearsome things on Earth that us mortals can only discuss through cursed legends. Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Online are among these doomed creations.
by SmoothSpicySauce April 5, 2019
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