I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.
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The correct name for something a wool calls a 'dressing gown'. It's a feckin coat you wear in the house and not a dress!
Where's my housecoat.
by Granny gramma May 8, 2018
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by SeattleDad July 31, 2009
Get the Housecation mug.A sophisticated way of talking about the socializing application, also know as and and frequently referred to as "Houseparty". The idea shaped itself into existence when, I was chatting with a dear celebrity friend of mine in what the society today calls a "groupchat". I was basically revoking her introvert card because she generally spends her time on the (~renamed version of "Houseparty"~) Housegathering application. Now see that is obviously not a place where an introvert would usually spent their precious introvert time on. I sincerely apologize for straying away from the original subject. I was merely trying to explain how the name "Housegathering" sculpted itself into reality.
Scenario #1 title: "Casual conversation with my pals"
:*Ayisha sents tiktok on "Whatsapp" about being an introvert*
Scenario #2 title: "Relatable Introvert"
:"Mouna's extroverted ass self then proceeds to reply with something along the lines of it being reElAtaAbLe"
Then infamous"Housegathering"
Scenario takes place #3 title :"Realization of extrovertedness and Housegathering"
:*Ayisha engages in the ongoing conversation* but shortly after 1 text message...something happens that nobody would've expected, not even a fortune-teller could predict this unfortunate event. (Ayisha's pov) : "I was feeling eerie, the scenery in front of my eyes became pitch black, my heart was rapidly racing and I was screaming like a madman. I just realized something I should've been aware of much sooner, that Mouna... that damn Mouna I whispered coldly. Mouna was no introvert because...*analyzing the biggest red flag* she mainly participated in video calling on none other then the overly extroverted application "Housegathering".
This certainty is the unpleasant truth, in view of the fact that she frequently invited me to engage in conversations with strangers on the app, I then concluded that she surely was no stranger to extroverted activities.
:*Ayisha sents tiktok on "Whatsapp" about being an introvert*
Scenario #2 title: "Relatable Introvert"
:"Mouna's extroverted ass self then proceeds to reply with something along the lines of it being reElAtaAbLe"
Then infamous"Housegathering"
Scenario takes place #3 title :"Realization of extrovertedness and Housegathering"
:*Ayisha engages in the ongoing conversation* but shortly after 1 text message...something happens that nobody would've expected, not even a fortune-teller could predict this unfortunate event. (Ayisha's pov) : "I was feeling eerie, the scenery in front of my eyes became pitch black, my heart was rapidly racing and I was screaming like a madman. I just realized something I should've been aware of much sooner, that Mouna... that damn Mouna I whispered coldly. Mouna was no introvert because...*analyzing the biggest red flag* she mainly participated in video calling on none other then the overly extroverted application "Housegathering".
This certainty is the unpleasant truth, in view of the fact that she frequently invited me to engage in conversations with strangers on the app, I then concluded that she surely was no stranger to extroverted activities.
by Shegia dambanza May 27, 2020
Get the Housegathering mug.The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.
Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.
(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
by ATreeNamedGroot January 9, 2018
Get the Bengal house cat mug.a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.
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